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What's the point of being human

no one is more surprised than I

What's the point of being human

no one is more surprised than I

23/12/24

Posted on December 23, 2024 by eomjjeoc

cat
listen to his little heart
so fast
so full of life

21/12/24 a non zero chance

Posted on December 21, 2024 by eomjjeoc

did you hear about the drones in new jersey
what if it's aliens
they could kill us all

8/12/24 chuck e choose

Posted on December 8, 2024 by eomjjeoc

today i had something stuck to the back of my pants
so i tasted it
it was sour
not very nice
tuns out i'd sat in mason's vomit
dad
what
look befor you lick

7/12/24 hacks

Posted on December 7, 2024 by eomjjeoc

hack hack hack
sniff sniff cough
why am i ok
what's so special about them

4/12/24

Posted on December 4, 2024 by eomjjeoc

28/11/24 Labour Pains

Posted on November 28, 2024 by eomjjeoc

labour pains
mums going out tonight
she's leaving us
i know right
and with being what
six months pregnant?

26/11/24 Catphone2

Posted on November 26, 2024 by eomjjeoc

24/11/24 An offence to god

Posted on November 24, 2024 by eomjjeoc

20/11/24 Pope Randolph

Posted on November 20, 2024 by eomjjeoc

pope Randolph
look dad
he's absolving me of my sins
can he absolve me of my sins?
no

19/11/24 The Ring

Posted on November 19, 2024 by eomjjeoc

the ring
when you were on holidays
did you notice i waved to you whenever i left the house
no
i wasn't logged in
i didn't install the app
ah
so an exercise in futility then